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Why condoms come in boxes of 3,6 and 12 
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Why condoms come in boxes of 3,6 and 12 Saturday, November 07, 2009 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
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"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......." Interesting Mosques ard the world Saturday, October 24, 2009 Fatma Mosque (Kuwait)
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 Mosque in Kyrgyzstan  Mosque in Matara (Pakistan)  Underground Mosque (Malaysia)  Mosque in Xian (China)  Koutoubia Mosque in Marakesh (Morocco)  Kul Sharif Mosque in Kazan (Russia)  Larabanga Mosque (Ghana)  Alkhaltsikhe Mosque(Georgia)  Mosque in Bangaldesh  Mosque in Bobo Dioulasso (Burkina Faso)  Mosque in Kazakhstan  R we a business centre or a country??? Lately, there has been many major happenings in the country. Stalls bought over by Sheng Siong, HDB flats sky-rocketing to ridiculous values, Price war between Starhub n Singtel n of course, Boomzzzz by Ris Low.
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1. With Sheng Siong buying up stalls n setting up new outlets, wet markets (where the veg n fish n meat used to be so cheap) will lose out in competition. How can small time operators compete with large companies. The authorities says that some space will be allocated to the needy. Come on....If someone offer u twice or triple the price for that space, would u give it to the needy!!!! 2. The authorities say we shouldnt be choosy when buying flats. Just grab what we have. For goodness sake, we're gonna live in these pigeon holes for years!!! Of course, we want a place with decent amenities. Some flats are so remote from MRTs n markets that it's a pain just to do ur grocery shopping. In addition, look at the prices of flats in the open market. I'm fortunate that both me n wife r working. For those families who dun earn much, buying a 4-room flat is even a pain. They have to top up cash on top of their CPF statement. They can't even save money or buy life insurance for themselves. 3. Singtel won the rights to EPL. They charge almost the same price as Starhub's old package. The authorities say they can't intervene. Of course la, u r the major shareholder. Why make noise when u can make money. Furthermore, the addition of more telcos r supposed to provide more competition in this industry. Prices r suppose to go down but instead prices remain the same or goes up. The same goes for the taxi companies and petrol kiosks. One company raise price, all companies follow. Crap. It's what u call Monopolistic Competition. 4. Just shut up la Ris Low. Taufik screw up the National Anthem n said sorry. After that, people cant be bothered abt it. But u keep on talking n making urself look bad. N the organisers of beauty pageant should be sacked. No standard at all. Next time, ask the public to vote like S'pore Idol. The only conclusion I can come up with is that we r no longer a country. As long as there's money to be made, the authorities won't intervene. This country is for the rich n not for the poor. The rich will get richer while the poor.....just got to suck it. Gracious Society, I dun think so..... Sunday, October 11, 2009 What's the pt of being a developed or developing country if the society do not behave like one. Just take the MRT n u will understand what I mean. Young folks dun give up their seats to older folks, pregnant ladies. N when things get tough (difficult PSLE Math paper), parents start complaining that their children can't get A*. Is life in this country all abt getting papers, ISOs, awards and money??? Haven't they heard abt work-life balance??? How is it possible for Europeans to be living in developed countries but still maintain a good work-life balance??? They dun believe in OT or working like a dog. N their working hours are shorter than in this country. N in US, when people fall ill, they dun even need to get a MC. All they need to do is call their boss n say they're taking sick leave. The trust is there. We really have a long way to go in terms of mannerism n etc. Right now, everything is a facade on the front. Inside, we're rotting bit by bit.
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Oh My God!!!! Sunday, October 04, 2009                The women don't get it........ Sunday, September 27, 2009 This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.
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Girls -- Please have a sense of humour! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit..' We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. Silence doesn't mean Losing Wednesday, September 23, 2009 If not for my wife, the argument wouldn't end. I dun like to be questioned when all I needed was a Yes or No answer. I dun like to admit defeat when I know I'm not in the wrong. Thank God, we were given the 'forget' disease. As a result, the anger subsides as each day passes by. Like my wife said in Malay "Diam tak bermakna Kalah." 0 Comments:Post a CommentDating different types of Girls Tuesday, September 22, 2009 Chinese Meimei  First date You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens! Third date You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever going to happen. Indian Minachi  First date Meet her parents. Second date Set the date of the wedding. Third date Wedding night Malay Minah  First date You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third Date She moves in. One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in. But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-) White Mary  First Date You both get drunk and have sex. Second Date You both get drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary You both get drunk and have sex. Arab Al-Katijah
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 First Date Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date You are shot dead. Third date Not Applicable |
